Direct Comparison Between Work and Prison

In prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. 

At work: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. 

In prison: You get three meals a day. 
At work: You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. 

In prison: You get time off for good behavior. 
At work: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work. 

In prison: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. 
At work: You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all 
the doors yourself. 

In prison: You can watch TV and play games. 
At work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games. 

In prison: You get your own toilet. 
At work: You have to share.

In prison: They allow your family and friends to visit. 
At work: You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

In prison: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. 
At work: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners. 

In prison: You spend most of your life looking through bars from 
inside wanting to get out. 
At work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside 
bars. 

In prison: There are wardens who are often sadistic. 
At work: They are called supervisors. 

In prison: You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes. 
At work: You get fired if you get caught.

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